Slice of Life: Religious Division

We’re headed off to a baptism.

KEVIN: Fortunately, the Lutheran baptism is short and to the point…

URSULA: They dip you in cream of mushroom soup and sprinkle crumbled potato chips over you?


URSULA: Oh! No! It’s a jello mold and they sprinkle fruit chunks over you!

KEVIN:  (rolls eyes)

I am told there will be food and beer afterwards, which beats the Catholic ritual, anyhow.

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