Slice of Life — Craft Division

Me: "Hey, Kevin, do you know where your tin snips are?"

Kevin: "Hmm, I don’t know if I’ve actually got tin snips–there’s a wire cutter in the garage, if that’ll work."

Me: "Damn, no, I need something with more dicing power."

(brief silence from the other room)

Kevin: "I suppose I should ask the all-important question of WHY you want tin snips?"

Me: "To slice the face off a My Little Pony!"

Kevin: ….

Me: "Then I’ll glue it back on, with a tapir snout!"

Kevin: "Ah."

(Bastards got my dremel, which would be the ideal tool. Oh, well…just have to hit the hardware store later, I suppose.)

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