My Villainess order arrived!

I haven’t tried most of it yet, but the Smashing “Whipped” body creme makes me smell like pumpkin pie. As pumpkin pie was shown in a study some years ago to be one of the odors that notably increases arousal in men* I’ve got no problems with this. (Yes, I am willing to use science for my own nefarious ends. Otherwise what good is it?)

Plus, I mean…pumpkin pie! Dude! It’s yummy! I keep getting random whiffs and getting hungry. I keep sniffing myself. This probably looked weird while I was driving, but feh, a woman’s car is her castle, damnit.

Can’t wait to try the other stuff…

*Look, a bibliography and everything!

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