My dreams last night ran an ad for a video game.


Seriously, the narrative would get interrupted to bring me a commercial for something called “CLAW” which began with a young boy shooting a golden zebra with a bow and arrow, then followed this kid as he sort of devolved into a monkey, hunting more and more primitive animals with more and more primitive weapons, while a choir of female voices in the background listed off the names of famous hunters (of which Sigurd, Atalanta, Nimrod, and Sabertooth were the only ones I caught.)  The tagline was something like “You don’t need to use your teeth.”

It ran this ad, without notable variation, twice across my brain.

I have not been watching TV for the last few weeks, and I’m worried my brain is trying to fill the niche.

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